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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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bring them to the Hulk.

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I know.

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You don't know, Mademoiselle.

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Oh God.

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You will hear conversations of, like, large battles happening in Bahamut's name.

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Are any of those battles, like, that they're talking about, like, recognizable?

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A battle that sounds reminiscent to you, that it was relatively close to the point

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when portals started to open.

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As we walk up, Sully looks to his left and sees, uh, take a number ticket dispenser.

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All right.

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And he pulls out a number from it and it's number like, I don't know, 4 billion 175.

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You see out in the, in the sky, uh, a number illuminated and it says number 75.

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Oh my god.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, He-Him, also with me today is Tom Laird.

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Russ, I hit record after you started talking, so good luck syncing this up.

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Uh, He-Him and I am playing Moot, I think, who also goes by He-Him.

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And Amy More.

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Yep, she, her, and I will be playing Sullivan Slyte, He-Him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her, I also hit record just slightly after you started speaking.

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So Tom and I might sync up, but you guys, it's going to be way, way off.

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You're welcome.

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I'll be playing Glim, also she, her.

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Hey, Kristen Flemmons.

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She, her.

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I think I hit it like a millisecond before you started talking.

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Um, TBD, playing a geth, also she, her.

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I mean, I did say I'm hitting record, we should all hit record, then we talked.

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You didn't say that second part, you said, I'm hitting record and then you hit record

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on the Zoom.

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So I was like, oh, he just meant on the Zoom, and then he said, and then we can

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keep, that doesn't mean we have to stop talking about blah, blah, blah.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I did say the second part to that.

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Actually, we can check the recording back.

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I was going to say, it's so good that, uh, Kristen's here.

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For many reasons, one, because it's just one more episode in her regular cast

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member role, but also, uh, I feel like now Russ can't act like we're trying to

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gaslight him because she's so agreeing with us.

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They do a lot.

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Neutral third-potty.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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I think I just said third-potty.

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Third-potty.

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A goth's got this different accent going on now.

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I love it.

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Me too.

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About to meet Bahamas.

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She's just trying something new.

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You know, we should tell him, be like, oh, I think I've heard of you.

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Because that's a great thing to say to famous people.

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Name kind of rings a bell.

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Yeah.

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Bahamas being played by Patrick Rothfuss, obviously.

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Wouldn't that be amazing?

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And also, no.

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It wouldn't be.

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I don't think I could stay on a call with him.

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Russ, add him to the Zoom call.

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Add him to the Zoom call.

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And now our special guest, Patrick Rothfuss.

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We're being good casting, though, right?

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Like, the beard, like, the look is pretty good.

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And that's awesome.

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Yeah.

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But mellow vibe.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's it.

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Yeah.

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Has a lot of wisdom.

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But it's just here to have a good time.

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But just, like, a really cool guy.

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Well, too bad that's not going to happen.

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Pat, call us.

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Well, it's because you didn't return my phone calls, Patrick Rothfuss.

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I didn't call you.

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You know, for the future, when he's listening, obviously.

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Obviously.

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Obviously.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Uh, when we — when he's listening, obviously.

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Obviously.

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Obviously.

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Wait a second, checks his caller ID that scrolls back several years.

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Yeah.

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When you are a patron, we call you, and our gook hangs, and in the Discord, all

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the time.

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It happens.

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Trust me.

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Come join us at When you are a patron, we call you, and our gook hangs, and

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in the Discord, all the time.

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It happens.

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Trust me.

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Thanks, Fenir, the ale hound.

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Fenir, the ale hound.

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Oh, that's good.

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I love it.

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That's a great username.

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Fenir.

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It is very good.

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Ale hound is, it sounds so classy.

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It does.

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Thanks, Fenir.

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Thanks, Fenir.

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And now, after you've joined us,

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and see how many times we call you.

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So many.

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So many, actually.

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Also, we're gonna apologize in advance.

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For how many times we call you.

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It's gonna be borderline stalking.

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Yeah.

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That's on us.

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Anyways.

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Fuck it, let's play.

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You're looking up at the number in the sky

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that previously said seven.

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Kink, kink, kink.

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And it ticks over to eight.

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So do we gotta just like wait here for him?

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Wait, am I in this group?

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Yes.

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You're saying in this group.

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How did I get here?

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Portals, I don't know.

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Any idea, Glim,

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how long this is gonna take?

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I mean, I don't know.

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Bahamaniacs, we don't really do the,

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we want people to feel welcome.

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We don't do the number thing.

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And also, time's a little bit of the essence.

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I know it's Bahamet, and I don't wanna be rude.

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But also, we do need to save the world.

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Well, yeah, hold on a second.

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Maybe this is just a joke, right?

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He's like literally, little, little, little.

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He's right there.

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He's like right over there.

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And there's no line, and I look around,

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and there's nobody there, is there?

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Where is number eight?

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I mean, it doesn't look like there's an eight.

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No, and when it switched from seven to eight,

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nobody left.

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Maybe it's prayers.

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And he's dealing, like in his psyche,

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with people down on Torrio.

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Oh.

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Well, in that case, I feel really bad.

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Not just a pretty face, huh?

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I feel really bad interrupting him and stuff,

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if he's like astro-projecting and stuff.

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Yeah, but also, I feel like he must,

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I feel bad, because I've taken up a lot,

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guys, I mean, a lot of his time,

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if what he's doing, if when I'm praying

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and communing with Bahamet, he's up here,

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and he's actually has to, because we're talking.

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In real time.

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Yeah, because you know.

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Wait, could you try doing that right now?

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Oh, and like see if it like.

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Yeah, maybe that'll like cut through the number system.

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Okay, I mean, this is a little embarrassing,

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I bet you guys are gonna be totally surprised,

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but I actually, when I'm working out,

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actually really commune with him a lot, so.

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That does not surprise me much.

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No, I hear you, you sometimes do it out loud.

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So I'm doing some push-ups now,

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and I'm really like concentrating,

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and they're cool push-ups,

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like you know, like one hand, and then like clap once.

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Yeah, sure, yeah.

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One hand behind your back.

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Suddenly goes and sits on one of your shoulders,

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and you just keep going, yeah.

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And kind of like those ones I keep seeing on the internet

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that I don't understand,

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where someone just lifts up their whole body,

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like no feet touching the ground,

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just like a plank, but they lift themselves.

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Anyway, Glim's doing that.

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Then do they lower themselves, is that a thing?

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Is that a dog that you saw doing that?

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Cause I've seen that video.

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Anyway, the number is changing,

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cause I am really communing hard.

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I'm curious about like the fitness TikToks

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that Carla's falling into right now.

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Yeah, I don't know how I'm seeing this,

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but I've seen a few of them.

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I'm not on TikTok.

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By the way.

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But I've seen a number of them.

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One of kids like on a desk,

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maybe they're just tricks and I'm old and dumb.

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This is 100% possible,

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but there's one where a kid's on a desk,

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and he like, yeah, like lifts himself up,

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and then just, just on his arms.

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So the number isn't changing,

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but everybody else you see as Glim

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is just really crushing it on all of these,

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all these hard workouts.

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Baham like stretches, gets up out of the hammock.

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And there's like cracks all throughout.

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It, it looks, it sounds awful,

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but it looks like it feels really good.

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It probably feels so good.

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Yep.

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He stands up and kind of looks over

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and scratches his back,

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slowly walks across,

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kind of pokes the fire a little bit

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as Glim is still like going hardcore,

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and makes his way over.

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He's just standing watching.

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I'm crisscross applesauce on Glim's back

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at this moment, I think.

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So is it, is it changing?

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Is the, is the number changing?

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I'm really, I'm like really trying to talk to him

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so hard, you guys.

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The number is not changing.

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How?

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But I mean, like, he's like watching you and stuff.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh God, what, what?

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And I like flip over and,

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oh God, I'm sorry, Sully, I just,

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okay, okay, okay, okay.

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Deep breaths, deep breaths.

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You're fine.

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Okay, I'm just gonna sit down.

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Okay.

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Everything's fine.

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I'm all right.

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Everything's, I'm okay.

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Yeah, no, you're doing a great job.

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You're really, all right, yeah.

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Okay.

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Hi, Glim.

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Hi.

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Oh, hey, I didn't see you there.

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Good to see you.

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How are you?

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Oh, oh, I was just, just having a nap over there.

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I put up my do not disturb numbers and.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, cause there's some,

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00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:13,280
there's some real like go get them,

268
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,080
go get them attitudes that come up here.

269
00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:17,560
And you just gotta just really cut through that.

270
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,640
When they see a big number,

271
00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,919
they get confused and they walk back down

272
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,360
and spend money at the gift shop.

273
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,439
Oh yeah, I think we saw some of those bros down there.

274
00:10:24,439 --> 00:10:25,480
Yeah, we did see.

275
00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,319
It was a trick.

276
00:10:27,319 --> 00:10:28,159
It's a good trick.

277
00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:30,399
It's a really, really good trick.

278
00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:32,159
Now, how many people come up here

279
00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:35,519
and then like manically do pushups

280
00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:36,600
until you notice them?

281
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,240
Oh, oh, oh, this is a first.

282
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,080
Oh.

283
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,919
Glim, did you do that?

284
00:10:40,919 --> 00:10:41,759
Oh, wow.

285
00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:45,759
Who even knows how old I am?

286
00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:48,879
No one has come up here to my hut

287
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:53,679
and done pushups right outside as I was having a nap.

288
00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:54,519
Cool.

289
00:10:54,519 --> 00:10:56,279
Was it the grunting that woke you up or?

290
00:10:56,279 --> 00:10:57,120
Yeah, yeah.

291
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,319
It was like, what's happening?

292
00:10:58,319 --> 00:10:59,159
Somebody hurt?

293
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,120
Or the clapping.

294
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,240
Yeah, the clapping too.

295
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,200
That was, I mean, that was good.

296
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,080
It's good, good, good like upper body strength there.

297
00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:07,360
Okay, so. Hi.

298
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,559
Hi, hi.

299
00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,200
Okay, so Moot was supposed to do this,

300
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,039
but maybe I'll just go and like Moot maybe stop me

301
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,639
if I get a little bit too crazy, but.

302
00:11:14,639 --> 00:11:15,480
Sure, yeah.

303
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,320
You know how I like have a destiny to save the world

304
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,200
and like these guys are also part of that destiny

305
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,879
and that needs to happen now.

306
00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:25,920
Okay, well let's go get a drink and we'll talk about it

307
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:30,039
and then we'll, you know, see what we can do, right?

308
00:11:30,039 --> 00:11:32,800
Gives a goth a look and like a little bump

309
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,399
on the shoulder, you get it, let's go.

310
00:11:35,399 --> 00:11:36,560
He starts walking down.

311
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,960
Punch him back on the shoulder.

312
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,240
All right, come on, keep up.

313
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,399
He doesn't seem very concerned about that.

314
00:11:44,439 --> 00:11:46,319
What do you think he likes to drink?

315
00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:47,559
Coconut water.

316
00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:48,480
Oh.

317
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,399
Yep, that tracks.

318
00:11:49,399 --> 00:11:51,919
I think you're right, I think you're probably right.

319
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,759
Do you think he's not really worried about it

320
00:11:53,759 --> 00:11:56,759
because it's actually not like happening very soon,

321
00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,480
although we know it is?

322
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,480
Or is it just that he's so old

323
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,439
and not like in an old guy kind of way,

324
00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,919
but just like nothing seems urgent anymore

325
00:12:04,919 --> 00:12:06,679
because it's all been done

326
00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,960
and he's like a billion years old.

327
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,399
I feel like these things could be combined.

328
00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:12,399
Yeah.

329
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,559
Come on everybody, keep up.

330
00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:15,519
Me and Bahamut are buying first round.

331
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:18,240
Should she be catching his ass like that?

332
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,600
Real firm and supple.

333
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,159
I mean, if he says it's fine, then I guess it's a he's

334
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,600
and, you know, they're both consenting, so.

335
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:43,879
We cut ahead to the most devout bar and grill.

336
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,680
You're all seated just along the bar,

337
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,000
all facing the same way.

338
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,399
Really, he doesn't have his own VIP table?

339
00:12:51,399 --> 00:12:53,680
No, he's of the people.

340
00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,680
All right, I like them.

341
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,680
That's what got you.

342
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,680
You're like, I wasn't really sure about this bottom-end guy, but...

343
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,680
He was kind of wishy-washy on him, but like...

344
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,680
He sits at the bench, you know? He's a bankruptcy kind of guy.

345
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,680
He can get on for it.

346
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,680
It takes a minute to kind of get to that position,

347
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,680
because everybody swarms him as soon as he comes in.

348
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,680
He's just like, yeah, it's all right. It's all right.

349
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,680
I bestow the power upon you. You're going to be real cool.

350
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:21,680
Yeah, don't trip, and you'll be fine.

351
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,680
And he makes his way to the bar.

352
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,680
All right.

353
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,680
You tell me what I should order,

354
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:32,680
and then we'll talk about your end of the world.

355
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,680
Oh, it's not just our end of the world.

356
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,680
Well, everybody has an end of the world.

357
00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,680
That's why they come up here.

358
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:42,680
It's like, ooh, something big's going to happen.

359
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,680
Oh, I mean, I don't want to tell you your business,

360
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,680
but I think I have to tell you your business in that

361
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,680
Celestia and you

362
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,680
and me

363
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,680
are involved in this particular end of the world.

364
00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,680
You're going to get kidnapped.

365
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,680
Wait, I do the end of the world?

366
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,680
No, you get kidnapped.

367
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,680
Have you come to kill me?

368
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:05,680
No, no, no, no, no.

369
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,680
How could you say that?

370
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680
Oh, Glim, calm down.

371
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,680
Excuse me.

372
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680
All right, Glim.

373
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,680
First day for pushups outside my abode.

374
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:14,680
Maybe someone's coming.

375
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:15,680
You're right. You don't.

376
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,680
You've got a weird vibe about you.

377
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:18,680
He points to Moot.

378
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:22,680
He's like, you got something going on here.

379
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:23,680
It's where his thoughts live.

380
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,680
Well, I mean, there's a lot going on everywhere,

381
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:27,680
to be fair.

382
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:28,680
Yeah.

383
00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,680
For those playing the home game,

384
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,680
I was just moving my hand around my face and like upper body.

385
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:34,680
Yeah.

386
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,680
Yeah.

387
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,680
OK, did you hear when they said you're going to get kidnapped?

388
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,680
No.

389
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,680
Yeah, I said that, but then everybody talked over me.

390
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,680
But I think that's important for you to know, you know,

391
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,680
like keep your eyes peeled.

392
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,680
All right.

393
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680
Keep my head on a swivel.

394
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680
Keep my eyes peeled.

395
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,680
And then the end of the world's good,

396
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,680
as long as I don't get kidnapped.

397
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680
No.

398
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:53,680
Well, no.

399
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,680
All of the gods are kidnapped.

400
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,680
All of the gods are imprisoned.

401
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:04,680
This is not just our end of the world or yours and Celestia's.

402
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,680
This is all of it.

403
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,680
All the planes.

404
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,680
All the worlds.

405
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,680
Let's do a persuade.

406
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,680
You want me to order?

407
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,680
Oh, no.

408
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,680
And then we'll do a persuasion roll.

409
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,680
Everybody's trying to accomplish the same thing.

410
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,680
So maybe a group persuasion roll.

411
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,680
So I've got a plus 14 in persuasion.

412
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,680
You guys, it's going to be fine.

413
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:27,680
This is everybody.

414
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,680
I just rolled a one.

415
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,680
No.

416
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680
But you're a halfling.

417
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,680
So you get to roll it again.

418
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,680
It's fine.

419
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,680
Thank you.

420
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,680
I forgot about that.

421
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:36,680
It's a nine.

422
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,680
Plus 14, but it could have been so much better.

423
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,680
So I have a plus 10.

424
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,680
So mine's a 29.

425
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,680
Yeah, and I have a 28.

426
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,680
I have a three.

427
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680
I'm over here just like.

428
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,680
Well, Agoth was the last one talking.

429
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,680
How's your intimidation, Agoth?

430
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,680
Are you threatening?

431
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,680
No, it's actually no better than mine.

432
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680
Agoth is big, not scary.

433
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,680
Yeah.

434
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,680
I could do some good animal handling.

435
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:09,680
OK.

436
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,680
End of the world.

437
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,680
Look up.

438
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,680
He waves his hand and then his canaries come down to his shoulders.

439
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,680
They just go, go check it out.

440
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:23,680
See, make sure that Celestia, he looks at you and nods, is not going to end.

441
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,680
Right?

442
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:25,680
OK.

443
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,680
They get kidnapped too.

444
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,680
Oh, yeah.

445
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680
Your boots.

446
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,680
We end up with your boots.

447
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,680
OK.

448
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,680
Go out in pairs.

449
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:32,680
Buddy system.

450
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,680
Hold each other's wings and then come on back and report.

451
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:39,680
We watch them awkwardly try to fly away whilst holding on to each other's wings.

452
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,680
OK.

453
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,680
So they're going to go do a little circle and then they'll come back.

454
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,680
And there's a little bug here.

455
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:50,680
And then we'll just be able to settle this.

456
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,680
Have you ordered yet there, Sully?

457
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,680
Oh, yeah.

458
00:16:54,680 --> 00:17:02,680
So I got you a coconut water and some fire breath whiskey because I wasn't sure.

459
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,680
So I went complete opposite ends of this bedroom.

460
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:08,680
And then I got some potatoes.

461
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,680
Oh, the potatoes are good.

462
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,680
There's a new franchise that just opened up and there's the kitchen portion.

463
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:13,680
Potatoes.

464
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,680
Exactly.

465
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,680
The prices seem more reasonable.

466
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680
I know prices on here.

467
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,680
Is that like a scam?

468
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,680
Oh, no.

469
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,680
It's like market price.

470
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:22,680
So it's like a scam.

471
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,680
So it's a scam.

472
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,680
Sounds like it's kind of a scam.

473
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:29,680
Again, there's a lot of people who come up here not wanting the right thing,

474
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,680
saying that there's an end to the war.

475
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,680
I mean, not that you're saying that.

476
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,680
You sent us here to say it.

477
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,680
I sent you nowhere.

478
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,680
I know.

479
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,680
This is...

480
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:43,680
Who can explain this in a way that won't be emotional?

481
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,680
Because I don't think that's me.

482
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,680
Yeah, you're real mad right now.

483
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:56,680
But there's like time and kidnapping and all of the world losing magic

484
00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,680
and the end of the world and everyone dying and like somebody...

485
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:04,680
I mean, that's pretty good like broad strokes.

486
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,680
How about you each give it a go?

487
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,680
And we'll just see how it goes.

488
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,680
I'll start.

489
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:14,680
So there was a time that I met you and you were getting a little older

490
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,680
and we cut ahead and so that's when we're going to fuck.

491
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,680
Why did we let her talk for so long?

492
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,680
We shouldn't have let her go first.

493
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,680
Did I not get the main points?

494
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,680
I mean, no.

495
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:32,680
You sort of had quite a specific focus, like quite a sexual sort of focus.

496
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,680
Quite aggressive.

497
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,680
But it was not emotional.

498
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,680
It was all business.

499
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,680
That is true.

500
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680
Yeah, I mean...

501
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,680
You definitely lived up to that aspect.

502
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:41,680
That is true.

503
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,680
Laughing you wouldn't be tender.

504
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,680
Nope.

505
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,680
I guess I'll give it a bit of a go.

506
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,680
So we're from the future.

507
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,680
Because some shit went down.

508
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,680
There's this really bad dude named Orcus.

509
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,680
No, I'm going to frame this like Glim does.

510
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,680
So there's this really bad dude named Orcus.

511
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,680
And he shows up and starts taking all the gods out of the realm.

512
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,680
And then eventually comes for you.

513
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:14,680
And y'all get spirited away to like this fancy god jail.

514
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:19,680
And basically he is the run of the place while you're all gone.

515
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:24,680
Takes all the life from everywhere in the world.

516
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,680
We fled to the Cat Island.

517
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,680
Mastika?

518
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,680
Yeah, that's the one.

519
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,680
Where the cat god was still there.

520
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,680
So it was still relatively protected.

521
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:44,680
But of course being the last place in the world that was like that.

522
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:50,680
It was a beacon for that really, really evil dude Orcus and his forces.

523
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,680
And yeah, they all showed up.

524
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:56,680
And then we traveled back in time to here.

525
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,680
To prevent that from happening.

526
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:02,680
With your blessing because you were in the future after we rescued you.

527
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,680
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say we did rescue you.

528
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,680
And then you helped to portal several of us to different places in time

529
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:14,680
to try to like stop it before it starts.

530
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,680
Yeah.

531
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680
Okay.

532
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,680
Did I show you the cool fist bump?

533
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,680
Like the one thing that's like Bahamut sent you.

534
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,680
Here's the fist bump to get in the door and prove that the end of the world is out.

535
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,680
Nosa, you had just woken up from like a coma.

536
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,680
Well, that doesn't sound very cool.

537
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:40,680
Well, I mean, you did look badass in that gown that they put you in.

538
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,680
One of the checkered ones with like the opening at the back.

539
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,680
Yeah, it was definitely open at the back.

540
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,680
Can I pull out my book?

541
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,680
You know, my Bahamut book?

542
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,680
Oh yeah.

543
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:59,680
I mean, I don't, I feel like if there was like a fist bump, I would definitely know it.

544
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,680
So right, guys, like there's no way someone would know it.

545
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,680
That's crazy.

546
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,680
So I do have this book.

547
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
Very cool book.

548
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
Familiar.

549
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,680
I've written things in that book, haven't I?

550
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:15,680
Yeah, so I flip back to the last entry.

551
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,680
God, is this a Don't Meet Your Heroes?

552
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,680
He like doesn't remember writing the book.

553
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:25,680
He's like, good thing I already met him and the him in the future was great.

554
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,680
That's totally lived up to expectations.

555
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,680
So this is fine.

556
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,680
I can't remember what the last thing in the book was.

557
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,680
Was it something that could actually be helpful here?

558
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:44,680
There was a Don't Come to Celestia thing.

559
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,680
So we don't follow instructions well.

560
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:53,680
He looks at your book and pulls out a book that looks the same from his robe.

561
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,680
Oh, it's got a couple entries that don't line up.

562
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,680
Like, because they're in the future?

563
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:03,680
Like you don't have them in your version yet because you haven't written them yet because we came from the future?

564
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,680
That one there seems kind of like erratic though.

565
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:13,680
Like it doesn't line up with all my, I practice calligraphy so that the message is clear.

566
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,680
You do have very nice penmanship.

567
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:21,680
And artistic, so that if it's sold on the open market later, like there's some value to it.

568
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,680
It's not like somebody just scratched it and is like Bahamut wrote this.

569
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680
I realize Bahamut was such a capitalist.

570
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,680
I know, it's disappointing.

571
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,680
Wait, Glim, can you show him where he stops answering you in the book?

572
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,680
Oh, yes.

573
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,680
Okay, see, okay.

574
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,680
So I flip back and it's like, you're right.

575
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:39,680
Look at this, everyone.

576
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,680
Beautiful penmanship.

577
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,680
It really is stunning.

578
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:47,680
So and you can kind of see, and this probably aligns with yours, I assume.

579
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,680
Like you write in yours and it shows up in mine.

580
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,680
And then he's got a goth looking like following over his shoulder too.

581
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:59,680
And then see, we get here and then that's it.

582
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,680
Yeah.

583
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,680
You just stop.

584
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Right there.

585
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,680
As a goth is looking over his shoulder, like are these entries dated?

586
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,680
Is there a way to be like, that's a week from now?

587
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,680
That's two days from now?

588
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:17,680
Because I know last episode there was that battle that we figured out happened

589
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,680
right before the kidnapping-ish.

590
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,680
That was like a couple of days ago.

591
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,680
So is there a time point, pinpointable thing in there?

592
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:30,680
What kind of things is Bahamut writing in your book, Glim?

593
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,680
You up?

594
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,680
ASL.

595
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,680
New book, who dis?

596
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,680
Have a cool summer.

597
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,680
It's been great getting to know you.

598
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,680
We should stay in touch.

599
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,680
Yeah.

600
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:57,680
No, more like, I think more like a fortune cookie-esque sort of,

601
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:05,680
or like horoscope-esque, little small paragraphs that do apply,

602
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:11,680
but kind of, you know, say you weren't the most devout person, like Glim is.

603
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,680
Right.

604
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,680
Might be a little vague.

605
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:14,680
It's a little vague.

606
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,680
It could kind of apply to almost anyone.

607
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,680
So one of them in there is like,

608
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,680
a short stranger will soon enter your life with blessings to share.

609
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,680
Yes.

610
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,680
And then you met Flamekins.

611
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,680
Exactly.

612
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,680
Or Sally.

613
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,680
If you feel you are right, stand firmly by your convictions.

614
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,680
Exactly.

615
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,680
Things like that, like important, sort of very direct to Glim,

616
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,680
important sentiments from her god.

617
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,680
Well here this one says, serious trouble will bypass you.

618
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,680
I don't think it's talking about the end of the world.

619
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,680
I mean, I can acknowledge at this point in my life

620
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,680
that I have had a very privileged existence and a lot of trouble did bypass me.

621
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,680
Hey, you did say you spent some time in prison.

622
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:08,680
Well, but I think I've grown in the past, you know,

623
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:16,680
many years since the end of the world and no one's privileged anymore.

624
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:17,680
The whole world dead.

625
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,680
Armies of the undead taking over the world.

626
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,680
No magic.

627
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,680
No green trees.

628
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,680
No, just nothing.

629
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,680
Just misery.

630
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,680
I had an eye before this.

631
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,680
Sally used to have an eye.

632
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,680
I had both hands.

633
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,680
I had two.

634
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:31,680
I still have one.

635
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,680
And that's my fault.

636
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,680
Yeah, it was.

637
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,680
I mean, I don't hold it against you, don't I?

638
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,680
Okay, okay, okay.

639
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,680
So the Canaries will probably be back soon.

640
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,680
Sure they will.

641
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,680
From outside the most devout bar and grill,

642
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,680
you hear just like this whimpering call.

643
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:46,680
Hey.

644
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:47,680
Hey, guy.

645
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,680
Hey, everybody.

646
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,680
What?

647
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,680
Can I?

648
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:57,680
Somebody get me out of this net.

649
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,680
Is that Mademar?

650
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,680
Oh.

651
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,680
Oh.

652
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,680
Oh, shit.

653
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,680
Oh, no.

654
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,680
Oh, sorry.

655
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,680
Oh, okay.

656
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,680
Oh, my goodness.

657
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,680
Oh, I just.

658
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:10,680
It's my fault.

659
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,680
I got so distracted.

660
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,680
How'd you get down here?

661
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,680
I'm a little caught up in the net.

662
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,680
Yeah, no, I'll go get him.

663
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:20,680
And I guess we need like a tonic or.

664
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,680
Yeah, don't take him out of the net, though.

665
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,680
Also, mind flayers.

666
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:25,680
That seems.

667
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:26,680
A lot of mind.

668
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,680
We probably should have left without.

669
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,680
Oh, yeah.

670
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,680
Legit like in Celestia now.

671
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,680
We were sort of focusing on the forest and not the trees, ironically, this time.

672
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,680
So the trees are that there are mind flayers on Celestia right now.

673
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,680
In fact, in our friend's brain just right now.

674
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,680
I mean, just.

675
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:43,680
Can you fix his brain?

676
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,680
You can.

677
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,680
Yes, there is.

678
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,680
Yeah.

679
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,680
Bring him over.

680
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,680
Like, mind flayers aren't supposed to be here.

681
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,680
We had an arrangement.

682
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,680
Yeah, they're knocking out whole clans.

683
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,680
I mean, it's.

684
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:55,680
He might be the last.

685
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:56,680
Sorry, Madame.

686
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,680
He might be the last one of his kind.

687
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,680
I could be very well be.

688
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,680
I've been asleep for a long time.

689
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680
It feels like.

690
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:06,680
Hold on.

691
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,680
He kind of looks him over.

692
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,680
Looks like this one's.

693
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,680
Hold on. Yeah, it's fine.

694
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,680
Look the other way.

695
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,680
Puts his hand up to Madame R.

696
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,680
And it's like, no, everybody else look away.

697
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,680
It's going to be gross.

698
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,680
Oh, sorry.

699
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:25,680
Oh, I want to see.

700
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,680
OK.

701
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,680
Can I look?

702
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,680
Yeah.

703
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,680
Anybody who chooses to look, he reaches his hand like in front of Madame R's face.

704
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:38,680
Just just breathe deep and up his nose.

705
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Reaches in and pulls out this long tadpole like it's it's it just keeps coming out.

706
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:52,680
It's got these little wriggling legs as it's being pulled out and there's this glow that's around it.

707
00:27:52,680 --> 00:28:00,680
Presumably that Bahamut is putting energy in so that it's not like tearing the brain apart as it's being unraveled.

708
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:05,680
Keeps pulling and pulling and there's this pop.

709
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,680
He holds up the mind flayer tadpole.

710
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:19,680
Why didn't you start with that?

711
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:24,680
Well, this is a medal all about how our live show ended up right now.

712
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:31,680
And I'd like to take a minute just sitting right here talking about how awesome the live show and all of our patrons are.

713
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,680
Yeah.

714
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:33,680
Yeah.

715
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:34,680
Yeah.

716
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,680
Beautiful.

717
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,680
Yeah, you did it.

718
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,680
It was wonderful.

719
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,680
Thank you.

720
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,680
That was great.

721
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,680
The note was live show rap.

722
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,680
Yeah.

723
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,680
W.R.A.P.

724
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,680
Oh, damn.

725
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,680
I didn't look.

726
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,680
I only heard you say it.

727
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,680
I didn't know.

728
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,680
Wrapping it up.

729
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,680
I thought I had to rap about it.

730
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,680
This is better.

731
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,680
This is better.

732
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,680
Yeah.

733
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,680
We just had a live show to celebrate reaching 100 patrons last week.

734
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,680
And boy, howdy, was it a blast.

735
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,680
It was so fun.

736
00:28:58,680 --> 00:28:59,680
It was fun.

737
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,680
A lot of awesome patrons were there.

738
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:06,680
Regular cast member Kyle was there, obviously, because he's a regular cast member.

739
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
And Cicero Holmes was there.

740
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,680
It was so funny.

741
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,680
Love playing with Cicero.

742
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Reprising dents, which was just a delight.

743
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,680
Kyle, also a delight.

744
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,680
You guys, also a delight.

745
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,680
Karla, you're a delight.

746
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:22,680
Everybody's a delight.

747
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,680
It was so fun.

748
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,680
I had a really great time.

749
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:30,680
And you two can listen to that, but also you as well.

750
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Not just the band, you two.

751
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,680
Bono doesn't have an exclusive rider on it.

752
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,680
You two can listen to it if they become patrons.

753
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,680
If they become patrons.

754
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Yes.

755
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,680
Because we have the full recording up available now for patrons exclusively over

756
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,680
at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

757
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,680
It will make it to the main feed as an edited episode.

758
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,680
But for context, we haven't put out our 90 patron one yet.

759
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,680
So it's going to be a bit before you hear it.

760
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,680
So if you want it, come get it.

761
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:03,680
If you're going to be there, you may as well get all that other good stuff, too.

762
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,680
Like that whole other podcast, basically.

763
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,680
And book club and a bunch of other cool stuff.

764
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,680
Book club's coming up, too.

765
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:18,680
As you listen to this, or as it's released, tomorrow is our July book club.

766
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,680
Just read the book real quick.

767
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,680
You'll be fine.

768
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,680
Yeah, if you're a quick reader.

769
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,680
Actually, I almost read this all in one day just because it was like pretty darn

770
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,680
good and I couldn't really put it down.

771
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,680
Pretty smooth read.

772
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,680
Guys, we're recording this two days before book club and I haven't read the

773
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,680
book yet.

774
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680
So get on it, Carla.

775
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,680
You're fine.

776
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,680
I'll be fine.

777
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,680
I'm not worried.

778
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,680
You can do it.

779
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,680
I've read 10 percent and it's going to be a quick, fun read.

780
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680
I can tell.

781
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,680
Yeah.

782
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,680
So you could join us, too.

783
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,680
Patreon.com slash tomorrow.

784
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,680
Tomorrow.

785
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,680
I'm dragging cast.

786
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,680
She almost said it.

787
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,680
She was so calm.

788
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,680
And then I was like, are you jumping in because I'm about to say it wrong?

789
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,680
I didn't know.

790
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,680
No, that's.

791
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,680
I bet.

792
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:00,680
That's cool.

793
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,680
We all know the Patreon, Russ.

794
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,680
Absolutely.

795
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,680
I've never second guessed that fact ever.

796
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,680
I don't know.

797
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,680
I feel like if you put two options in front of me that were very similar

798
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,680
and I had like gun to my head, I might get it wrong.

799
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,680
Yeah.

800
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,680
Because I just overthink it.

801
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,680
But like, yeah, no, this one seems to write.

802
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680
That's obviously the wrong one.

803
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Yeah.

804
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,680
And then that's why you pick the other one.

805
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,680
Obviously.

806
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,680
Yeah.

807
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Well, come join us over there.

808
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,680
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, which I'm only putting one in front of you

809
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,680
so that you can go select the right one.

810
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:31,680
And we hope to see you over there.

811
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,680
OK, bye.

812
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:33,680
Bye.

813
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,680
I love you.

814
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:37,680
Why didn't you start with that?

815
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,680
Yeah.

816
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,680
In retrospect, we should have started with that.

817
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,680
It's like some pretty tangible evidence that would have been.

818
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,680
Oh, yeah.

819
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,680
In our defense, we sort of forgot Madame Hart was here.

820
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,680
But also like.

821
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,680
You forgot I was here.

822
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,680
No, no.

823
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,680
She's just joking.

824
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,680
There's a lot going on.

825
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,680
There is a whole world outside that is going to be.

826
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,680
You're a deep sleeper.

827
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,680
That's true, too.

828
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:58,680
Yeah.

829
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,680
That's what everybody at home said, too.

830
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,680
Oh, well.

831
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,680
So, yeah.

832
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,680
End of the world.

833
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,680
Well, this isn't a good sign.

834
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,680
Two canaries come back.

835
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:16,680
Are they holding wings?

836
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,680
They're holding wings.

837
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:19,680
Yeah.

838
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,680
Well, because they were told they were going buddy.

839
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,680
That's right.

840
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,680
The buddy says the meds haven't failed us yet.

841
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:29,680
They come back rather quickly, land down on the table and are chirping madly.

842
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,680
Bahamut looks down at them.

843
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:41,680
Well, these canaries say that there's some wild shit happening at the base of the mountain, too.

844
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,680
What would you put in the water?

845
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680
Oh, oh, no.

846
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,680
No, we don't know.

847
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,680
We didn't.

848
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,680
OK, I was just kidding.

849
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:50,680
I was just kidding.

850
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,680
I was just kidding.

851
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,680
OK.

852
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,680
You know, because you came out the end of the world and so unbelievable.

853
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,680
Like who would come to Celestia?

854
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:02,680
And then there's this rumble, this earthquake rumble that echoes out through the entire

855
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,680
mountain.

856
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,680
Oh, so if it's like too light to do anything, because you wouldn't believe us,

857
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:14,680
and make us like jump through so many hoops and stuff, it's your fault?

858
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680
I mean, I take credit for that.

859
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Just in case we're pointing fingers at some point in history.

860
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:20,680
No, yeah, no, that's fine.

861
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680
OK, so you've got plans from the future.

862
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,680
Everybody, everybody.

863
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,680
Yeah, yeah, what?

864
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:28,680
Hey, yeah.

865
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,680
What up?

866
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,680
Bahamut?

867
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,680
Well, we've got some problems.

868
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,680
Maybe just go hang out by the gates, make sure nobody comes in.

869
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,680
Glemming group here are going to we're going to we're going to strategize and really

870
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:45,680
just see what's going on down at the base of the mountain.

871
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:50,680
Everybody gives a holler and drops their drinks and runs out into the streets.

872
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,680
So you came with a game plan.

873
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,680
I mean, you don't get kidnapped.

874
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,680
OK, great.

875
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,680
They want to take you and all the other gods, too.

876
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,680
But we're here to stop them.

877
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,680
So could you not get kidnapped?

878
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:14,680
Oh, and also imbue us with some magical, like, super awesome shit that's going to make

879
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,680
us like impervious to harm.

880
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,680
Oh, well, I mean, if you have something like that,

881
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,680
in case that's something you can just, you know, kind of dole out for a little

882
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,680
bit, then that would be permanent.

883
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,680
But I mean, we probably do a better job of protecting you, which sounds ridiculous,

884
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,680
because I mean, you think that you can protect yourself, your god.

885
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,679
I mean, it didn't work last time.

886
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,679
Well, let's go take a look at the museum.

887
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,679
See what we got going on over there.

888
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:41,679
I love how absolutely insane Russ looks.

889
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:42,679
I know.

890
00:34:42,679 --> 00:34:44,679
Swatting at an invisible fly.

891
00:34:44,679 --> 00:34:47,679
Just grabbing the air.

892
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:50,679
I'm very method with my bomb right now.

893
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:51,679
We're sitting at a bar.

894
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:52,679
There's flies.

895
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:54,679
There's fruit flies because of all the bar fruit.

896
00:34:54,679 --> 00:34:55,679
It makes perfect sense.

897
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,679
I didn't believe you until I saw the fruit flies.

898
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,679
There's no fruit flies in Celestia.

899
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:02,679
Yeah.

900
00:35:02,679 --> 00:35:04,679
So about that impoverishedness.

901
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:05,679
Sure.

902
00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:06,679
Yeah.

903
00:35:06,679 --> 00:35:08,679
He gets up and he's like, yeah, come along, come along.

904
00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:10,679
We'll see what we got.

905
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:16,679
He walks you next door into the Bahamut Museum.

906
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:20,679
Did you stop in on your way up?

907
00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:22,679
No, so we did not.

908
00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:25,679
No, we had that problem with the mind flayers on our way up.

909
00:35:25,679 --> 00:35:26,679
Oh.

910
00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:29,679
And also finding you.

911
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,679
I was just up at the top.

912
00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:33,679
And also those things that were in that cave.

913
00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:34,679
That's right.

914
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:35,679
We did.

915
00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:37,679
Things that were in the cave.

916
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:41,679
Like those fish people in the contaminated water.

917
00:35:41,679 --> 00:35:44,679
Seems like a lot maybe is going on in Celestia.

918
00:35:44,679 --> 00:35:45,679
And it's pretty busy.

919
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:48,679
So it's maybe hard for you to keep track of everything.

920
00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:50,679
I'm not picking up on any of it.

921
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:52,679
I'm attuned to the land.

922
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,679
And nothing is really coming through.

923
00:35:56,679 --> 00:36:04,679
Maybe someone has put in some psychic blocking.

924
00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:08,679
Like emitting.

925
00:36:08,679 --> 00:36:10,679
They're jamming your signal.

926
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:11,679
Yes.

927
00:36:11,679 --> 00:36:13,679
The only things that I know that could do that at such a scale

928
00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:17,679
would be like a wild group of elder brains or mind flayers.

929
00:36:17,679 --> 00:36:19,679
Wait a second.

930
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,679
There we go.

931
00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:24,679
We did kill a bunch of those mind flayers.

932
00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:27,679
In order to block me out of my own land though,

933
00:36:27,679 --> 00:36:31,679
that would take like several groups of them.

934
00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:32,679
Oh.

935
00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:34,679
So there's more nests.

936
00:36:34,679 --> 00:36:35,679
Yeah.

937
00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:36,679
Okay.

938
00:36:36,679 --> 00:36:41,679
So in the museum here, you'll see to your left,

939
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:47,679
we have some really cool armor.

940
00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:51,679
I got a feeling like it just, it protects you.

941
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,679
And when you get hit.

942
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:59,679
And then there's like this helmet.

943
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:01,679
Holds it up.

944
00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:03,679
Kind of looks like a fit.

945
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:04,679
Puts it on Moot's head.

946
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:06,679
Yeah, look.

947
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:08,679
That looks really cool, right?

948
00:37:08,679 --> 00:37:10,679
That is pretty cool.

949
00:37:10,679 --> 00:37:11,679
The feathering, the jewel.

950
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:14,679
How long did you train to become a docent?

951
00:37:14,679 --> 00:37:18,679
Well, I hired out for that job.

952
00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:22,679
I had just more of a feeling than anything else.

953
00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:23,679
Because you are killing.

954
00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:24,679
Yeah, you're doing really well.

955
00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,679
Thank you.

956
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:29,679
Well, if you follow me back to the next room here,

957
00:37:29,679 --> 00:37:33,679
we've got spears and slingshots.

958
00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:38,679
Apparently we used to do more with slingshots.

959
00:37:38,679 --> 00:37:43,679
Really difficult against Tiamat's army to throw slingshots,

960
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,679
but we managed.

961
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,679
Well, you're not supposed to throw the slingshot.

962
00:37:46,679 --> 00:37:49,679
You're supposed to throw a rock using the slingshot.

963
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:51,679
Maybe that's what they did instead.

964
00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:53,679
It was a really long time ago.

965
00:37:53,679 --> 00:37:55,679
And now you, and it wasn't effective.

966
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:59,679
And you want us to use them now?

967
00:37:59,679 --> 00:38:01,679
You said you wanted God imbued things.

968
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:03,679
I'm showing you God imbued things.

969
00:38:03,679 --> 00:38:06,679
They are imbued in what way?

970
00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:09,679
Well, I've said this is really cool.

971
00:38:09,679 --> 00:38:15,679
Agatha's gonna pick up one of the spears and like test the weight.

972
00:38:16,679 --> 00:38:18,679
Yeah, no, it's well bAlydinced, see?

973
00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:21,679
Yeah, it's not, it doesn't go to one side.

974
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:23,679
Even when you put your hand right close to the tip,

975
00:38:23,679 --> 00:38:25,679
it holds its, holds true.

976
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:28,679
And you put your hand to the other side, holds true.

977
00:38:28,679 --> 00:38:31,679
It's a parallel spear.

978
00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:33,679
Uncanny.

979
00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:36,679
I guess I'll take a slingshot.

980
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:38,679
Okay, okay, very cool, very cool.

981
00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:41,679
You got the helmet.

982
00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:44,679
I mean, Glen, you seem pretty like doped out there

983
00:38:44,679 --> 00:38:47,679
with all the stuff you've got on, right?

984
00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:54,679
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty set, I think.

985
00:38:54,679 --> 00:38:57,679
Is there anything like...

986
00:38:57,679 --> 00:39:01,679
Well, okay, so I realized when you asked if we had a plan,

987
00:39:01,679 --> 00:39:04,679
we didn't really maybe have a great plan except like

988
00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:08,679
get to Bahamut, tell him the world's about to end, save him.

989
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:12,679
So I feel like we're progressing pretty good along that,

990
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:16,679
but I feel like maybe we should figure out what our...

991
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:19,679
As you're saying that, you hear like screams

992
00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:23,679
and like cries of a battle,

993
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:25,679
but it doesn't sound like it's coming from monsters.

994
00:39:25,679 --> 00:39:26,679
It sounds like it's coming from the people

995
00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:28,679
that he sent running from the bar.

996
00:39:28,679 --> 00:39:29,679
Progressing.

997
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:30,679
Yeah.

998
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,679
It's not good.

999
00:39:31,679 --> 00:39:35,679
No, no, so things are really maybe starting to happen.

1000
00:39:35,679 --> 00:39:40,679
So where can we get you so that, you know,

1001
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:42,679
to add the people can't get you?

1002
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:46,679
Or bar knocks or whoever is, you know,

1003
00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:49,679
knock, knock, knockin' at the door can't get you.

1004
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,679
We don't want them ringing the bell,

1005
00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:54,679
so let's go up to my hut and we can just like

1006
00:39:54,679 --> 00:39:59,679
have a little roast and just wait this out.

1007
00:39:59,679 --> 00:40:04,679
Like a roast, like Bahamut is so old that,

1008
00:40:04,679 --> 00:40:05,679
like that kind of...

1009
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:06,679
Oh, yeah, yeah.

1010
00:40:06,679 --> 00:40:07,679
No, I was thinking like food,

1011
00:40:07,679 --> 00:40:09,679
but if you got some good stuff,

1012
00:40:09,679 --> 00:40:12,679
I haven't had a good like grilling in a long time.

1013
00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:14,679
We cut up to the fire and Glim is standing

1014
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:16,679
with a microphone in her hand.

1015
00:40:16,679 --> 00:40:18,679
I had to do spoken word poetry

1016
00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:22,679
and now it's your turn, Carla.

1017
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:23,679
All right, just lay into me.

1018
00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:24,679
I can take it.

1019
00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:25,679
Oh, no.

1020
00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:30,679
You just end up being really mean.

1021
00:40:30,679 --> 00:40:34,679
So Bahamut is like the best god

1022
00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:36,679
and everyone thinks he's so all-powerful,

1023
00:40:36,679 --> 00:40:38,679
but then he totally gets kidnapped

1024
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:40,679
and the world almost ends,

1025
00:40:40,679 --> 00:40:42,679
so like how great is he anyway?

1026
00:40:42,679 --> 00:40:44,679
Oh, he almost gets kidnapped.

1027
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:45,679
Yeah, true.

1028
00:40:45,679 --> 00:40:47,679
It's funny because it's true.

1029
00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:48,679
Yeah.

1030
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:49,679
It is true.

1031
00:40:49,679 --> 00:40:50,679
It's not that funny.

1032
00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:52,679
We should maybe...

1033
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:53,679
Oh, yeah, no.

1034
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,679
They've got it handled down there.

1035
00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:57,679
You look over.

1036
00:40:57,679 --> 00:41:00,679
Well, they're all skewered on those...

1037
00:41:00,679 --> 00:41:01,679
What do we call them?

1038
00:41:01,679 --> 00:41:05,679
The scorpion-like ones with the long trident tails

1039
00:41:05,679 --> 00:41:08,679
and the eyes that have fallen out of them?

1040
00:41:08,679 --> 00:41:09,679
What the fuck?

1041
00:41:09,679 --> 00:41:11,679
Have we ever seen those before?

1042
00:41:11,679 --> 00:41:14,679
I mean, I did a few times

1043
00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:17,679
because they came from the darkest timeline.

1044
00:41:17,679 --> 00:41:18,679
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1045
00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:20,679
Okay, we definitely fought those guys, remember?

1046
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,679
And then...

1047
00:41:22,679 --> 00:41:24,679
I mean, we lost like 10 people.

1048
00:41:24,679 --> 00:41:25,679
They're really bad.

1049
00:41:25,679 --> 00:41:26,679
They're really...

1050
00:41:26,679 --> 00:41:27,679
Ew.

1051
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:28,679
They're big.

1052
00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:30,679
And do you remember the smell?

1053
00:41:30,679 --> 00:41:32,679
Like it's sort of like...

1054
00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:34,679
Like burning hair.

1055
00:41:34,679 --> 00:41:36,679
Yes, like burning hair.

1056
00:41:36,679 --> 00:41:37,679
But fishy.

1057
00:41:37,679 --> 00:41:43,679
Yes, yeah, an odd pescatarian aroma.

1058
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:46,679
And what the poison does to the victims, ugh.

1059
00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:47,679
Melts in the...

1060
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:49,679
They're always covered in the goo of people

1061
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:52,679
they stabbed with the stupid tail.

1062
00:41:52,679 --> 00:41:53,679
Yeah.

1063
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:57,679
Folly of horrific screaming coming from the background.

1064
00:41:57,679 --> 00:41:58,679
It's all being described.

1065
00:41:58,679 --> 00:42:00,679
So you're cool to just let them do that?

1066
00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,679
They got handled, Bahamut?

1067
00:42:02,679 --> 00:42:04,679
Oh, it's sounding less and less...

1068
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:07,679
Like usually what would happen in this sort of situation

1069
00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:11,679
is that like, you know, hero slash adventurers

1070
00:42:11,679 --> 00:42:13,679
slash world savers.

1071
00:42:13,679 --> 00:42:14,679
Slash gods.

1072
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:18,679
Like that would like help or do something,

1073
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:22,679
but really you need to be our focus, so...

1074
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:23,679
Okay.

1075
00:42:23,679 --> 00:42:25,679
Do you have like a super secret hideout

1076
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:28,679
that like literally no one knows about?

1077
00:42:28,679 --> 00:42:30,679
Uh, yeah, yeah.

1078
00:42:30,679 --> 00:42:34,679
It can't be that hammock over there.

1079
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:36,679
Because we all know about it.

1080
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:37,679
Yeah.

1081
00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:38,679
Oh.

1082
00:42:38,679 --> 00:42:39,679
No.

1083
00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:43,679
The no is the answer.

1084
00:42:43,679 --> 00:42:45,679
I brought you up here

1085
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:47,679
because I thought we were going to roast some weenies.

1086
00:42:47,679 --> 00:42:49,679
We ended up with a good...

1087
00:42:49,679 --> 00:42:51,679
Well, I think that did happen too, sir.

1088
00:42:51,679 --> 00:42:55,679
That was like 25 minutes of just straight, continuous,

1089
00:42:55,679 --> 00:42:59,679
like just solid, solid material, Glim.

1090
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:00,679
Mm-hmm.

1091
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,679
So thank you.

1092
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:02,679
Agatha, you too.

1093
00:43:02,679 --> 00:43:03,679
That was...

1094
00:43:03,679 --> 00:43:07,679
That one about me having a bad haircut was really...

1095
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:08,679
Oh.

1096
00:43:08,679 --> 00:43:09,679
Hit me deep.

1097
00:43:09,679 --> 00:43:12,679
It was unexpected and very funny, Agatha.

1098
00:43:12,679 --> 00:43:17,679
I expect more from the pantheon and fashion.

1099
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:19,679
Hey, how do we know this guy's even Bahama?

1100
00:43:19,679 --> 00:43:21,679
Has he done anything miraculous?

1101
00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:23,679
Turn into a dragon.

1102
00:43:23,679 --> 00:43:24,679
Okay.

1103
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:25,679
Okay.

1104
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:26,679
I can do that.

1105
00:43:26,679 --> 00:43:27,679
No, don't.

1106
00:43:27,679 --> 00:43:28,679
Guys, listen.

1107
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:29,679
Okay.

1108
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:30,679
I won't.

1109
00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:31,679
I don't...

1110
00:43:31,679 --> 00:43:32,679
At this point, it's like,

1111
00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:33,679
all these guys are dying down here.

1112
00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:34,679
I can totally see how this guy got captured

1113
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,679
because he literally just sat and waited for it.

1114
00:43:36,679 --> 00:43:37,679
No offense.

1115
00:43:37,679 --> 00:43:38,679
Wait, are we still roasting?

1116
00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:39,679
Offense.

1117
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:40,679
Good one.

1118
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:43,679
Good one, Sully.

1119
00:43:44,679 --> 00:43:45,679
Do we...

1120
00:43:45,679 --> 00:43:48,679
We're up on top of a hill.

1121
00:43:48,679 --> 00:43:50,679
Are you suggesting we kidnap Bahama

1122
00:43:50,679 --> 00:43:52,679
instead of letting the bad guys kidnap him?

1123
00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:54,679
Yeah, let's fucking get him out of here.

1124
00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:55,679
Yeah, I agree.

1125
00:43:55,679 --> 00:43:57,679
Can we go?

1126
00:43:57,679 --> 00:43:59,679
Hey, can you portal us out of here, please,

1127
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,679
as well as yourself?

1128
00:44:01,679 --> 00:44:03,679
Oh, I...

1129
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:06,679
You did it when you were on your deathbed.

1130
00:44:06,679 --> 00:44:07,679
That's true.

1131
00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:08,679
I mean, that is true.

1132
00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:10,679
That sounds like a new addition.

1133
00:44:10,679 --> 00:44:12,679
If you came from the future, maybe I learned that

1134
00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:14,679
in the ways of...

1135
00:44:14,679 --> 00:44:15,679
While you were kidnapped,

1136
00:44:15,679 --> 00:44:16,679
you're about to get kidnapped.

1137
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:17,679
It sounds like maybe there was a gem

1138
00:44:17,679 --> 00:44:19,679
that was involved in that equation.

1139
00:44:19,679 --> 00:44:21,679
Can gods get knocked out?

1140
00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:22,679
Can we just knock him out,

1141
00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:23,679
put him in a sack,

1142
00:44:23,679 --> 00:44:24,679
and then just, like,

1143
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:25,679
I don't know.

1144
00:44:25,679 --> 00:44:27,679
We've got that Nat Madama was in.

1145
00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:29,679
Okay, so we got to get out of here.

1146
00:44:29,679 --> 00:44:30,679
Yes.

1147
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:31,679
Yeah.

1148
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:32,679
Oh, yeah.

1149
00:44:32,679 --> 00:44:34,679
I know what my voice sounds like.

1150
00:44:34,679 --> 00:44:35,679
Okay.

1151
00:44:35,679 --> 00:44:38,679
He goes and stands out over the scene,

1152
00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:40,679
which he hadn't really gone and looked at.

1153
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:41,679
Everybody else did,

1154
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,679
and he sees, like, this roiling blackness

1155
00:44:44,679 --> 00:44:46,679
coming up the hill,

1156
00:44:46,679 --> 00:44:49,679
all these pAlydins and clerics,

1157
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:50,679
like, disappearing into it,

1158
00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:54,679
screaming as they're being brought down into it.

1159
00:44:54,679 --> 00:44:58,679
You see now coming up from inside of it

1160
00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:01,679
golden and silver dragons coming up

1161
00:45:01,679 --> 00:45:03,679
and being attacked by all these vrocks

1162
00:45:03,679 --> 00:45:06,679
and hideous, like, bat-like creatures

1163
00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:08,679
that are just, like, tearing them apart

1164
00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:10,679
and pulling them back down.

1165
00:45:11,679 --> 00:45:15,679
Um...

1166
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:17,679
Dots?

1167
00:45:17,679 --> 00:45:19,679
I think we waited too long.

1168
00:45:19,679 --> 00:45:21,679
Oh, my God.

1169
00:45:21,679 --> 00:45:36,679
MUSIC

1170
00:45:36,679 --> 00:45:40,679
Dumbgeons and Dragons, Season 2, Episode 129,

1171
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:41,679
starring Amy More as Sully,

1172
00:45:41,679 --> 00:45:43,679
Carla Maxdead as Glim,

1173
00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:44,679
Tom Laird as Moot,

1174
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:46,679
with Kristen Flemmons as Agath,

1175
00:45:46,679 --> 00:45:48,679
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1176
00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:50,679
Production and sound design by Russ More.

1177
00:45:50,679 --> 00:45:53,679
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound,

1178
00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:54,679
Artlist, and Kavin MacLeod,

1179
00:45:54,679 --> 00:45:56,679
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1180
00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:58,679
Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1181
00:45:58,679 --> 00:46:01,679
A huge thank you to our supporting producers.

1182
00:46:13,679 --> 00:46:16,679
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1183
00:46:16,679 --> 00:46:19,679
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1184
00:46:19,679 --> 00:46:22,679
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1185
00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:24,679
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1186
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:27,679
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1187
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:30,679
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1188
00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:32,679
Link is in the description.

1189
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:33,679
Thank you for listening.

1190
00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:34,679
Have a great week.

1191
00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:36,679
We'll talk again soon.

1192
00:46:36,679 --> 00:46:38,679
Um...

1193
00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:39,679
Wait for it.

1194
00:46:39,679 --> 00:46:41,679
I know. I'm trying to, uh...

1195
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:44,679
Oh, that's Mastika. Back further.

1196
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:47,679
Yeah, I'm also in Mastika.

1197
00:46:48,679 --> 00:46:49,679
Uh-oh.

1198
00:46:49,679 --> 00:46:52,679
Guys, it was in my other notebook, so I got nothing.

1199
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,679
Shit.

1200
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,679
Uh, well, it says...

1201
00:46:57,679 --> 00:46:58,679
Cut back in here.

1202
00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:00,679
I love that I've just ruined this for us.

1203
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:04,679
No, I'm pretty sure, because that was...

1204
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:06,679
After that...

1205
00:47:06,679 --> 00:47:09,679
After the Half-Man Zookas party.

1206
00:47:10,679 --> 00:47:14,679
Uh, Super Baby's Soul Bridge Gym.

1207
00:47:15,679 --> 00:47:17,679
This is like reading through my notes.

1208
00:47:17,679 --> 00:47:18,679
I know.

1209
00:47:19,679 --> 00:47:20,679
Uh...

1210
00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:23,679
Wake Up Underwater Vessel.

1211
00:47:23,679 --> 00:47:25,679
That was before that.

1212
00:47:25,679 --> 00:47:28,679
It was before that Kraken stuff, right?

1213
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:29,679
Yeah.

1214
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:33,679
Flint Dreams Sequence Sewer Ducks.

1215
00:47:37,679 --> 00:47:38,679
Mm-hmm.

1216
00:47:38,679 --> 00:47:39,679
There's a new patron level.

1217
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:44,679
You just want to hear Russ try to read through his notes from previous episodes?

1218
00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:48,679
Uh, this is where we were planning the big babies.

1219
00:47:49,679 --> 00:47:50,679
I don't think...

1220
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:52,679
We are the babies.

1221
00:47:52,679 --> 00:47:53,679
It's just a game.

1222
00:47:53,679 --> 00:47:55,679
Chris, it looks really confused.

1223
00:47:55,679 --> 00:47:58,679
We're the super babies. We're the big babies.

1224
00:47:58,679 --> 00:47:59,679
Yeah.

1225
00:47:59,679 --> 00:48:01,679
Oh, yeah, right.

1226
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:05,679
Out of context, seems like we just have a weird side quest

1227
00:48:05,679 --> 00:48:07,679
and some fascination with babies.

1228
00:48:07,679 --> 00:48:08,679
Oh, here we go.

1229
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:12,679
Opal Light and the King in Maztica.

1230
00:48:12,679 --> 00:48:15,679
Well, that page just has the title with the death at the top.

1231
00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:17,679
That's odd.

1232
00:48:17,679 --> 00:48:18,679
Yeah, that's odd.

1233
00:48:18,679 --> 00:48:19,679
Hmm.

1234
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:20,679
Hmm.

1235
00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:22,679
Rose Boy.

1236
00:48:22,679 --> 00:48:24,679
I don't think this ever happened.

1237
00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:28,679
Listeners...

1238
00:48:28,679 --> 00:48:29,679
I know, right?

1239
00:48:29,679 --> 00:48:32,679
If you know what that book said...

1240
00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:33,679
Anyways...

1241
00:48:33,679 --> 00:48:35,679
It's too late now, but just let us know.

1242
00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:38,679
We can go with the...

1243
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:40,679
We can edit back in with whatever...

1244
00:48:40,679 --> 00:48:44,679
You should see how many different ways I've spelled Maztica in my notes.

1245
00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:46,679
It's pretty amazing.

1246
00:48:46,679 --> 00:48:49,679
M-A-Z-T-I-C-A or T-I-K-A.

1247
00:48:49,679 --> 00:48:51,679
There she is.

1248
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:52,679
It's all good. It's too long.

1249
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:56,679
Whoa, I mean, it did a few times.

1250
00:48:56,679 --> 00:49:00,679
Because they came from the darkest timeline.

1251
00:49:00,679 --> 00:49:01,679
You've got 10 years of history.

1252
00:49:01,679 --> 00:49:04,679
We can fill in in the next 20 minutes.

1253
00:49:04,679 --> 00:49:06,679
I'm sorry.

1254
00:49:06,679 --> 00:49:10,679
I thought you were harkening back to something we fought with the mind fliers.

1255
00:49:10,679 --> 00:49:12,679
I know, me too.

1256
00:49:12,679 --> 00:49:16,679
I don't recall. I didn't know you were just making up shit. That's okay.

1257
00:49:16,679 --> 00:49:19,679
This is an entire episode that I'm just making up shit.

1258
00:49:19,679 --> 00:49:23,679
I'm no-budding this entire episode.

1259
00:49:23,679 --> 00:49:27,679
Sometimes we don't know if we're supposed to remember a thing or make up a thing.

1260
00:49:27,679 --> 00:49:28,679
That's right.

1261
00:49:28,679 --> 00:49:30,679
We're totally happy to make up a thing.

1262
00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,679
Yes, I just didn't know that's what we were doing.

1263
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:35,679
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